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I'm Jess. 18, stupid and smart, progressive moderate feminist, spiritual Christian, demiromantic/gray-asexual. Medicine Cat of Windclan. Proud Ravenclaw, 4w5, INFP, Chaotic Good, History major. You may also refer to me as Reiner Braun bc we might as well be the same person.

I like cats, fictional characters, sweet tea, and grapefruit. I love Marco Bodt more than I should.

PRETTY PLEASE TAG YOUR: blood, 9/11, self-harm, abuse, hate, gore, death, dead marco.

[[sweats nervously]]

jaclcfrost:

you know when you have such a burning dislike for a certain character like the level of dislike you have for them is so high and seeing them makes you feel annoyed and you try to ignore it and move on because they are just a fictional character and how strongly you dislike them feels ridiculous because you know they aren’t real but then you see their face or hear about them again and it’s just like

ah

there you are

fuck off

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

botanycameos:

gracejo413:

Don’t look at me

Reblogging because it’s so lovely and it came back on my dash… <3
It’s just a pity it doesn’t have Khan too… ;_;

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

maarchen:

ok but what about bertl trying to comfort reiner

cheesoisuncool:

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this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

Conclusion: Why are you so unappreciated, you angel?
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